You Know You're From Colorado When...

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  • You always know which way is west.

West by PoesDaughter

  • Your two favorite teams are the Broncos and whoever is beating the crap out of the Raiders.

Broncos Raiders by PoesDaughter

  • You've gone skiing in July. You've gone sunbathing in January. They were in the same year. 

Colorado weather by PoesDaughter

  • You call it "Elitches," not "Six Flags."

Elitches by PoesDaughter

  • You know what a "trust fund hippie" is, and you know its natural habitat is in Boulder. 

Hippies by PoesDaughter

  • You always know the elevation of where you are. 

Altitude by PoesDaughter

  • You know the threat of an unopened yogurt cup pointed your way.

Yogurt by PoesDaughter

  • You think that April is a totally acceptable month for a blizzard. 

Blizzard by PoesDaughter

  • You look forward to that period between June and August when the entire state will be on fire.

Fire Nation by PoesDaughter

  • You don't care what some dumb-ass corporation named it, it will always be Mile High Stadium. 

Mile High by PoesDaughter

  • You know that South Park is a real place and not just a show on TV. 

South Park by PoesDaughter

  • Every Fourth of July, you make a pilgrimage across the border to Wyoming to buy the good fireworks. 

Fireworks Wyoming by PoesDaughter

  • You will do whatever it takes to keep out the Californians. And Texans. 

California sucks by PoesDaughter

  • You support keeping Manitou Springs weird.

Manitou by PoesDaughter

  • You're proud of the evil, red-eyed Bronco just outside of DIA, and can't understand why visitors think it's scary.

DIA Horse by PoesDaughter

  • You think nothing of the fact that there are Bigfoot Crossing signs on mountain highways. 

Bigfoot by PoesDaughter

  • You go anywhere else on the planet, and the air feels sticky and the sky is no longer blue. 

Colorado 2 by PoesDaughter



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Steve-C2's avatar
Maine has natural beauty ... you just have to go pretty far north to see it ... :)

But I have to admit that Colorado's is, well, much different.  I was really amazed at how much everything looked naturally painted, if you will.  (By the way, great pictures!)

Oh, and the proper football team to cheer is the Patriots ... :XD:

Cheers!  :D